Oh, you know, just spending a late night working on my thesis spreads. Whoo.
Second draft of the first season’s inner cases. Can you tell I haven’t slept in two days? I’m so tired, I don’t even care that they printed too dark.
Prison Break (2005)
American Crime Drama || FOX
Creator: Paul Scheuring
Directors: Multiple Directors
When his brother, Lincoln, is wrongly convicted of murdering the brother of a powerful politician, engineer Michael Scofield resolves to bust his innocent sibling out of the notorious Fox River Penitentiary in this intense action-drama series.
Notes:
No title sequence yet, but wow, this guy has intense eyes. And Lori is in this! HM. What she doin’ flirtin’ with inmates? She should be married to a sheriff in Atlanta and fighting zombies and what not. And the teacher from GLEE’s crazy ex is here?
WHERE IS THE TITLE? Oh my god. I watched the whole show for nothing.
Would I Watch It? Probably not.
Spent a good chunk of yesterday on another island. Took some really pretty pictures.
So, there is no title image for the first one.
City Hunter (2011)
Korean Drama || SBS
Creator: Tsukasa Hojo
Director: Jin Hyuk
Yoon Sung — the son of a murdered government agent — begins working in the Blue House, the presidential residence in Korea. He tries to find the five men who betrayed his father 28 years ago, and makes a plan to punish them his own way.
Notes:
I’m going to have to watch more than 15 minutes. This show is really long and the title sequence hasn’t shown up. Oh man, this is sad. Do people really sink when they die? I don’t think so… This is so awkward. So much back-story. Oh my god. When will the actual storyline start? HE TOOK HER BABY? WHAT? THIS POOR KID. Slipping and falling while crying… I think this only happens in movies. I’m so happy, I’m splashing an elephant. Oh my. He grew up. How nice. How very, very, VERY nice. Is this title sequence ever going to show up? Oh my god. These fight scenes… Oh, Lee Min Ho. Why must your hair be so perfect?
I JUST SAT THROUGH ABOUT AN HOUR OF DRAMA AND I DON’T EVEN GET A TITLE SEQUENCE?
WHAT
THE
FUCK.
Would I Watch It? NO.
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Warehouse 13 (2009)
American Sci-Fi || SyFy
Creator: Jane Epsenson & D. Brent Mote
Director: Multiple Directors
Stored deep within the bowels of a South Dakota warehouse is a treasure trove of supernatural objects collected by the U.S. government — and it’s the job of Secret Service agents Myka Bering and Peter Lattimer to find those that have disappeared.
Notes:
I swear if I don’t get a title sequence soon… I’m losing interest fast… It only took 20 minutes to get a title sequence and it’s not even that great. I can’t even believe this right now.
Would I Watch It? No.
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Dollhouse (2009)
American Sci-Fi || FOX
Creator: Joss Whedon
Director: Multiple Directors
Programmable “doll” for hire Echo is routinely implanted with the memories and skills she needs to carry out her missions. After her handlers erase her mind, she tries to understand the recollections that are starting to creep into her consciousness.
Notes:
Weird way to jump into this show. THAT IS A SHORT DRESS. HOLY SHIT. Interesting… Not sure how I feel about this.
Would I Watch It? Maybe…
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Ghost Whisperer (2005)
American Sci-Fi || CBS
Creator: John Gray
Director: Multiple directors
Possessing a lifelong ability to speak to the dead, reluctant medium Melinda Gordon (Jennifer Love Hewitt) struggles to help the spirits address lingering issues as she seeks meaning in the sometimes confusing messages she receives. Supported by her husband (David Conrad) and skeptical best friend (Camryn Manheim), Melinda finds her gift is both a blessing and a curse in this series inspired by the real-life exploits of medium James Van Praagh.
Notes:
Hm, I feel like they are trying to hard with this one. It has the potential to be really cool, but I feel like the way that it was put together is a bit cheesy and not in the good way. Aw man. This show.
Would I Watch It? BAH HA HA. Maybe. MAYBE. It’s cheesy enough to make me feel better.
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Dirty Sexy Money (2007)
American Court Drama|| ABC
Creator: Craig Wright
Director: Multiple Directors
Lawyer Nick George is paid a handsome sum to manage the affairs of the dysfunctional, filthy rich Darling clan. But Nick has his work cut out for him as the Darlings get themselves into one jam after another.
Notes:
I like this music. Yes, yes, yes. The choice of music is wonderful. Sure, they way they handle type isn’t that great, but I’m a fan of the music.
Would I Watch It? Yeah, actually, I think so.
Greedo was watching me while I worked today.
The Stand (1994)
American Sci-Fi Mini Series|| Comedy Central
Creator: Stephen King
Directors: Multiple Directors
When a super-flu decimates most — but not all — of the human race, the lonely survivors divide into two civilizations which are destined to clash. Based on the best-selling novel by Stephen King.
Notes:
I appreciate how the title came onto the screen. It’s so 90’s. Hm. This is actually interesting. Gotta love up beat music over shots of dead people.
Would I Watch It? Yeah man.
Workaholics (2011)
American Comedy || Comedy Central
Creator: LOTS AND LOTS OF CREATORS
Directors: Multiple Directors
When post-college realties force them to go through the motions as telemarketers, unmotivated office slackers Blake Anderson, Anders Holm and Adam DeVine have never worked so hard at trying to avoid actual work.
Notes:
As much as I appreciate the way the intro was filmed, this show makes me very uncomfortable. Oh my god. No, I can’t handle this. No. No. No, I can’t. Sorry. No. Can’t finish this.
Would I Watch It? NOOOOOO. NONONONONONONONOONONONONONONO.
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Trailer Park Boys (2001)
Canadian Comedy || Showcase
Creator: Mike Clattenburg
Directors: Multiple Directors
The wayward son of the mayor of Jericho returns to the rural town to collect an inheritance, only to be stranded by a nuclear blast that cuts off communications to the outside world and makes him a reluctant leader amid chaos.
Notes:
Hm. Was this made in iMovie? This show is really awkward. Now I remember why I don’t want comedy shows…
Would I Watch It? No. I can’t handle things like this.
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Roswell (1999)
American Teen Sci-Fi Drama || the WB
Creator: Jason Katims
Directors: Multiple Directors
In Roswell, New Mexico, human/alien hybrids Max, Isabel and Michael closely guard their true identities from enemies while forging romances with classmates and gradually discovering their destiny to save their home planet.
Notes:
Gotta love it when shows start off “Dear Journal” and having bits about “I just died.” Oh this show. That blood is so fake. What is this music? I love how one of the cops is a cop in Twin Peaks.
Would I Watch It? Actually, I think I would.